Bromance

Eiko says...

Bromance.

You see those two dudes in the corner getting almost a bit too comfy together with beers in hand. They've got their arms around each other's shoulder and seem to be having a bit too much fun. You almost expect them to start making out, but the party ended without any such act. You approach them later with the big question:

"So...you two are homo or something, right?"

As an answer, you get punched in the face. Not because they were offended by the word, "homo", but because they weren't anything close to it. One of them is married (to a 20 some year old hot chick), and the other one is head over heels in love with the bartender in the mini-skirt. Definitely a girl.

So,...they aren't really gay, but they sure have some heat there. We call this bromance. I know some bromanticaly involved individuals...

The #1 most famous bromantic couple would doubtless be:

(drum roll)

Hiki and Sean!!

Then there's Sho and Shunnie.

Toshi and Yuta (you don't know them)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick

etc.

All those of you who found your names above and found it offensive,...well...don't be offended! Bromance is THE word nowadays! And there's nothing bad about it. It just means that you guys are,...well,...close!! (and not in a weird way either) You're great chums. You hang out together. It's brotherly love. Simple as a pimple. It's just that some people in this world have perverted minds, and just to make things clear to these people, they needed a term for this brotherly love. If it's not gay,...it's gotta be bromance!