right hand man

Eiko says....

Dad: Are you sure you guys worked out today?

Me: Yup.

Dad: Really? I wanted to join you guys. Are you sure you guys worked out?

Me: Sorry, Dad. You were napping.

Boris: Dad, do you know what the best kind of exercise is?

Me: Um, Se*ercise?

Boris: The kind of exercise you can do with your right hand. *grins*

Dad: bonks Boris on the head

I call this "Borisism". Add it to your vocabulary.